Tiz me! xD
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Anonymous asked: Dom or Sub?
I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down.
OFFICER ON DECK!
I hope you never die
hi let me curl up in your bed and hide under the covers
Ohhhh! Pretty! :3
fire exits are so dumb. if a building starts burning the fire isn’t going to just leave. fire doesn’t even know what exits are
thinkin about lucky charms
i don’t think crayon is a lucky charm
Brought my new puppy Charlie into work the other day. Had to follow the employee dress code
i just slammed my fists on the table
hbgjvzdbrfghjzbd i really really want one
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